America. Where Crazy Cat Ladys Still Roam Free

"Firefighters found 36 cats on the property, Godawa said. Nine were dead and two more were taken for medical treatment by the rescue group ARNI."

Story Here: http://www.news-journalonline.com/newsjournalonline/breakingnews/fire100609.htm

I'm Going to Avoid the Burritos For a Few Days

Or, "This is what happens if you feed a dog too much Taco Bell":

http://www.tvguide.com/News/Taco-Bell-Chihuahua-1008374.aspx