But, as the gift that keeps on giving, we now have this:
Highlights of the article:
The Flats used to be a district full of bars, restaurants and nightclubs along the Cuyahoga River, but now sits mostly desolate. Except, of course for the gulls, long a common sight along the shore of the roughly Vermont-sized lake."
The flats being, of course, what is referred to as the "Scooby-Doo Ghost Town" in the second Tourism video.
"There's what, 8,000 seagulls out there?" Yankees outfielder Nick Swisher said. "This ain't even the beach. It's Cleveland."